In America you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a “Cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt let that sink in.
cheating on a girl (x)
the last girl though
That last girl was the most prepared, and probably, the best friend. You know you have a great friend when they are willing to share their Doritos with you.
boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)
boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)
boys with spines (｡♥‿♥｡)
boys with patellas (≧◡≦)
boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)
boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)
Tumblr radar suggested I follow someone with the same icon as me and I got pissed that they stole it so I went to rage, and then they had the same theme AND I MADE THAT TOO AND I WAS BEYOND PISSED they copied everything so I looked at their URL
and it was me.
It was my blog.
remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock
Let me just be straight up and say that this is the tightest shit my ears have ever had the pleasure to experience.
More mash ups: music tag
IM ALL ABOUT IT
One time I ordered a coffee, and neglected to mention that I wanted it iced, because I don’t really like hot beverages. You know what I said to the barista? Nothing. It was my own fault I ordered wrong, simple as that
This messed me up