do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
I AM OBSESSED EWITH THIS
*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????
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My fit for the fall